glass-closeted

A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.

I hate how Jason is such a glass-closeted person. I know for a fact he likes Mark.

by Pug's Sea February 18, 2025

closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish for the thrill of hiding or getting "caught".

Eric and I were closet fucking because we didn't want his friend Jenny to hear us while she played call of duty. After the closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny.

by POTtybreak August 25, 2016

prayer closet

a euphemism for an S&M dungeon

"It's been a tough week at the senate committee hearing. Can't wait to get some me time in my prayer closet."

by mcgruffallo March 27, 2019

Closet Monkey

A gay black man.

That dude James keeps eyeing other dudes... he's such a closet Closet Monkey!

by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022

Sweaty Closet

When a group of friends, usually 3+, get in a small closet and hotbox with pot.

"Hey bros, let's go hop in my Sweaty Closet!"

by Spoodes July 13, 2016

Closet-tweaker

A person who uses meth by themselves and keeps it a secret. Usually because they are ashamed or afraid of judgement.

It's crazy that Tony is a closet-tweaker, since he always seemed like a stoner.

by Mysterrii August 21, 2021

Whisper closet

Noun. The natural habitat of a housemother

"Welcome to the sewing room, are you looking for the housemother? She's back in the whisper closet taking measurements on the next birthday child."

by Meinefresser July 25, 2025