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chicago

the realest, truest city there is
where there is hella haters
where we say joe after every word
where we have bussas on every block
where we have a Pete's n harolds Chicken
where we ask for extra mild sauce
where we have grammer schools
the niggaz that rap don't just rap they tell a story
where the rawest projects stood up
where it's the most popular n most haters
where we come up with the best slang
where there is mostly blacks
this city is where people wish they were born so they hate cause they know the real ones stay duggie fresh
this is my city Chicago
there are hella haters in chicago
Other cities stay hatin on Chicago because of our slang and dance
by Ghetto Queen May 18, 2007
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Chicago White Sox

A baseball team in Chicago that the Cubs are jealous of because they are the only team that hasn't reached the World Series in 60 seasons, making the Cubs truly pathetic.
Cub fans are so jealous of the Chicago White Sox that they have resort to using urbandictionary.com to create immature troll postings to vent their frustration.
by ilovedepechemode August 22, 2005
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Chicago

3rd largest city in america,16th Richest city in the world. New multi-million dollar pent houses and condos being built(see Chicago spire & waldrof astoria) milwaukee has some odd complex with chicago but cant compete (milwaukees lame dont ever go thier!!!) saw its far share of crime and population loss during the 80's an 90s but is on the rise again. I would say a cleaner version of new york, downtown is never dead, u can go at 3:00am and still have fun. 24 hour city with the most agressive drivers i have ever seen( and im from boston)World Class shoipping just to name a few, Prada, louis vitton,gucci,hugo boss,fendi,and more..big city lots of fun and great pizza and hot dogs,nice historic homes brown stones huge victorian homes on the south side, 24 hour rail system and bus. (No more Projects!!!) good clubs,great bars,nice homes go to chicago and i'll graruntee you will love it.
Milwaukeean: i hate chiago drivers
Chicagoan: well thats because your drunk,dumb and from wisconsin
Milwaukeean: o we wish we were you!
by Move out the way! December 22, 2008
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Chicago White Sox

2005 World Series Champions. It was their 3rd championship in the club's history.
The Chicago White Sox hadn't won the World Series since 1917......until this year.
by SoxFan1983 December 18, 2005
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nic0 chicans

the bestesttt friend eveer!
nic0 chicans is a nic0 chicans
by christinnnnneee January 20, 2009
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Chicago Slurpie

When you jizz in an ice tray, then freeze your man juice and then make your partner a nice slurpie with those ice cubes after you have sex with your partner.
Frank: Dude i gave angelica a slurpie after we had sex last night.
Jake: So?
Frank: A Chicago Slurpie!
Jake: Dude that's fucked up.
by James Hess March 30, 2008
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Columbia College Chicago

Columbia College Chicago is one of the largest art colleges in the United States with nearly 12,000 students pursuing degrees within 120 undergraduate and graduate programs. It is accredited by both the American Mickey Mouse College Association, as well as the National Goofball Institute for Easily Distracted Dilettantes. While not all Columbia students are stump dumb poseurs who are more concerned with style than substance and ability, the majority are, which is why the school has such a lackluster reputation. Individuals who enroll in mathematics courses at Columbia often find themselves crafting paper dolls and playing with Tinker Toys under the pretext of “geometry” exercises, and a random sampling of the work of writing students will reflect that a menu from the local fried chicken restaurant is composed with more eloquence and technical accuracy. Columbia College Chicago really needs to stop purporting to offer "an unparalleled array of programs of study with exceptional facilities in the heart of one of America's most dynamic and vibrant cities" and just come out and say it is the only place in the country where participating in an LBGT-friendly hula hoop contest while reciting Alkaline Trio lyrics and wearing a "Free Mumia" t-shirt passes for a senior research project.
Hi Jesse. Nice to meet you. I like your beard, nerd glasses, and hipster tweeds, by the way. Anyway, thank you for coming in on such short notice. We need to fill this position immediately, and you'll be happy to hear that the only other applicant is a 15-year old high school dropout who was recently emancipated from her parents. Right now, the only thing that I can imagine would preclude you from gaining employment with us is if you attended Columbia College Chicago. You didn't go there, did you?
by slippers man June 3, 2011
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