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A Barber's Cat

Seldom used nowadays and of obscure origin, it is generally defined as one with an overly exaggerated opinion of one's own importance and/or knowledge.
"Adolph Hitler, when you really think about it, was little more than the ultimate example of a barber's cat."
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Chia Cat

Chia cat is a Code term that pedophiles that are into beastiality use to recognize other pedophiles and their specific grade of perversion. They’re usually in their late 60s and they aren’t allowed to be around children. While they wait to prey on kids they screw their cats and and often farm animals
That chia cat is disgusting. It belongs in jail before it hurts a kid or a sheep
by Glitter Britches October 22, 2020
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I'm not a cat

An incident that happened on 9 February, 2021 when Presidio County Attorney Rod Ponton arrived in Zoom court in the form of a fluffy white and brown kitten. He said the now-viral line "I'm not a cat" in a state of confusion and panic as he realised that he could not turn the filter off. The cat filter is a default software from an old Dell computer from the late 00's.
Rod: *Shows up as a cat*
Others: *weird looks*
Rod: *PANICS* "I'm here live, I'm not a cat".
by Pewkiplier February 12, 2021
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cat-esbian

the sexual orientation in which a female prefers the love of a feline to the love of a human.
"After reading all of her statuses on Facebook about hating boys lately and seeing all of her pictures of her cat, I came to the conclusion that Jamie is a cat-esbian."
by Miss Balls October 26, 2012
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half a cat

Refers to a situation where any less than the whole item is worse than having nothing at all. The idea is that while it's obvious that sometimes doing (or having) something half-assed is worse than doing it properly, sometimes doing it half-assed is worse than not doing it at all.
Me: Hi Jim, do you like kittens?
Jim: Yeah, kittens are awesome!
Me: Great, well how about I just give you half a cat for now.
Jim: Oh, umm, never mind.
by Kitten Lover HAC January 13, 2013
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selling cats

Did you see that birdman over there? He was selling cats!!
by sameopet January 21, 2013
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Sapari Cat

Sapari Cat is a low poly cat model made as a playermodel for the partially defunct VRML content pack "さぱり" (or SAPARi in English). Sapari was made for the Community Place Browser, a VRML Browser by Sony that functioned as an exploration tool and a virtual chatroom.

Sapari Cat's appearance is pink, with black ears, paws and tails. Their body parts arent connected, rather floating around the torso, like those of the Miis on Wii Sport. Out of the various models in the game, the cat is the most popular one

It is mostly known for the "Sapari Cat" gif, where the character in question is dancing, The character is also known in some community's other then SAPARi.
User 1 : Have you seen this picture of this game on twitter?
User 2 : Yes I did. I personally call that cat the "sapari cat."
User 1 : What even IS this game?
User 2: Something to do with furries, probably
by Memory_001 November 25, 2021
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