Hot wipe

The act of sitting on the toilet and wiping one’s ass while still urinating. Usually done under duress to save time.

My side piece’s husband came home while I was dropping a deuce so I hot wiped and crawled out the window.

by MarcusDavis June 16, 2020

Full Roll Wipe

An occurrence in which one's fecal residue, left on the exterior of the anus, is so messy that one must use almost all of the toilet paper, or close to all of it, whilst still on the toilet.

It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.

Man, I just took a nasty dump. I needed to do the Full Roll Wipe to clean it up!

by Movie Nyucka November 7, 2013

Danger Wipe

A game with friends; you use the bathroom for a number 2. You are allowed to use as much toot paper as you like the only rule is you are only allowed to wipe once!.

Matt: "Hey Brodie"

Brodie: "Yeah mate"

Matt: "You just do a shit?"

Brodie: "Yeah mate"

Matt: "Do a danger wipe?"

Brodie: "Oath, still got dags hanging, was a wet one"

by 90yoman August 8, 2018

jack wipe

Another term for sponge rag, jizz rag or cum rag.

This annoying jack wipe stole my shoes!

by Hearshotkid_2113 March 1, 2023

Wipe of shame

When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.

I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.

by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018

Wipe n' Type

When you bring your lap top into the bathroom with you as you take a gallient poop. You wipe it and type it!

I have to take a giant dump but really need to post a new status about my cat...I will just Wipe n' Type!

by P Squiggle July 16, 2011

wipe down the banister

To masturbate. Usually said by someone with a large penis.

Chuck had an off night at the bar, so he had to wipe down the banister.

by aveman0204 June 14, 2016