Ass wipe

If anyone called you asswipe it is probably mesntbin an offensive way, but if you really think about it when your taking a fat shit and you wipe your ass it just feelings so good and you live it, so basically what they are trying to tell you is that they love you.

Your such an "ASS WIPE"... Ughhh I hate you.

by Izzydoodle June 27, 2021

Oily wipe

A wipe used to oil up your bitch in bed.

Him: "Let me whip out the "oily wipe"."
Her: "Hurry up, what are you waiting for?"

by KamilotV2 June 19, 2024

Wipe to Confirm

The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"

John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man

by John Dale August 15, 2012

ass crap wipe

a booty wipe

the ass crap wipe is smelly like uranus. (read sentence out loud!)

by aye boii July 17, 2017

Louisiana wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with

It was a messy situation back there and no wipes so i had to make/use a Louisiana wet wipe

by Joewolfe January 31, 2021

wet wipe

someone that has over 10/10 reps on orochi

Virgin Todd- hey wanna play some for honor, i have 10/10 reps on orochi
Chad warden main- go kys wet wipe

by BingusCat January 8, 2021

Rim Wipe

Licking your significant other clean after they use the bathroom

He must really love lisa with all those 'rim wipes' they must save money on toilet paper.

by Chadsdad47 October 7, 2015