it’s tuesday

used by essayist f.d. signifier; a knowledgeable and grounded perspective on social issues rather than a performative or idealized perspective.
“it’s hard to care about all the privileged discourse when real shit is going down.”

“yeah, it’s tuesday.”
by honalele August 21, 2022
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Patch Tuesday

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.
"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."
by Ershadsky January 16, 2014
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Lubey Tuesday

A calendar day of the week (Tuesday; Gregorian) best suited to the replenishment of lubricant stocks having been depleted or emptied within the preceding weekend. It ensures one’s preferred lubricant is in stock and available - preferably with a coupon or bulk purchase discount - whilst also avoiding the Thirsty Thursday and Fuck-a-Felon Friday inventory outages that can occur or, at best, limit your selection to water based products that no one except amateurs actually buy.
“I saw Sully slingin silicone all sideways and spun. Sully surprised everyone by stocking up for sticking on Lubey Tuesday; that’s fun”
by ThugGuzzler November 25, 2023
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Wisconsin Tuesday

You get Swiss cheese, fill it with cum and eat it with your partner.
We just got back from harris teeter with some cheese. We’re going to Wisconsin Tuesday tonight.
by Mr.Rety April 4, 2022
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No Gay Tuesday

No matter what homosexual things are said on any Tuesday of any week, it is not homosexual because it is No Gay Tuesday.
by bigboy1232142 January 22, 2020
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Boozeday Tuesday

1. The day in which it is customary to binge drink natty light and play monster games of beirut in Rachel and Steve's apartment.

2. The day in which Hansen thinks it would be more fun to do something else.
1. "Moira carried me to bed after I passed out on the floor on Boozeday Tuesday"

2. "We need to get a keg! Its Boozeday Tuesday wooooohoooo
by Stan "Hurls" Curley August 20, 2008
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