costco bear

the big bears that costco sells

Jason: Yo Paul can you order me one of those costco bears?
Paul : wtf is a costco bear

by loewkey November 26, 2016

Bear Wrangling

Having wild and crazy sex with a larger woman\man 250 pounds or heavier.

Chad likes bear wrangling after a night out at the bar.

by Dude3210 October 10, 2014

Bear Shaving

The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.

You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.

Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.

by black cat bastard August 3, 2009

Paulie Bear

Adorable aloof tewksburian. Engaging, enthralling, intriguing and loveable. It's an impossibility to not fall in love with this prime speciman of man.

SB found herself twitterpated over Paulie Bear. She gets a total Susan every time he calls.

by SivB March 17, 2009

Spectacled Bear

A nerdy bear. Generally unwelcome in any social setting. Were a bear to appear amongst nerds, he would be feared. Were a nerd to appear amongst bears, he would be consumed. Thus, the Spectacled Bear has no friends, but rather roams the forests alone, calculator in hand.

"That Spectacled Bear showed up to my pie day celebration! It was so awkward!"

by The Spectacled Bear October 19, 2011

Guy Bear

Someone who is super sweet, loving, and makes you smile. Your first instinct should be to want to hug them for hours. :)

Girl: Awww, look at that Guy Bear. I have an irresistible urge to just cuddle him. :P

by whyohwhy December 21, 2010

bear safe

Something or someone that is well safe. As safe as a bear.

"Mate Tina's sandwiches are WELL Bear Safe"

by The Bardo June 18, 2008