Cheesecake surprise

when a man and a woman are engaging in sex from behind (doggy-style) and the man begins to fake an orgasm. the woman turns around, thinking he has finished when suddenly he blows his load in her face and immediately punches her in the nose, making her bleed, thus producing the effect of cherry cheesecake.

She told me to be spontaneous, so i gave her a cheesecake surprise.

by Miller002 November 7, 2006

surprise sex

the act of having intercourse without the other partner knowing about it at first commonly confused with rape your partner may scream NO!, Stop!, and Dont! but a kind reply of Surprise will let them know what is happening.

After Diane's Birthday party she was so wasted Jake totally surprised sex'd her, boy was she pissed the next morning.

Q: Would you try to stop her if she tried to rape you?
A: No I happen to be a fan of surprise sex I love gifts

by Yaahwayy the Great November 19, 2010

Surprise Poop

The water that splashes up your butt hole when taking a shit.

When your sitting on the toilet and the dump is coming out and you think its going to flow like a river into the stream but then ends up shooting like a volcano straight into your ass. SURPRISE POOP!

by We wanna be WANGSTAS! June 17, 2011

curry surprise

A nasty smeeling pussy, one that is musky and stinks of curry usually Indian people have them. Also see {fish taco}

Dude Anabieh spread her legs and I was like "Damn look at that curry surprise"

by Jungle fucker69 February 23, 2008

unexpected surprise

When you are about to nut, but you dont tell her that you are...then nut all over her face unexpectedly.

I WAS gonna tell her that I was about to bust, but I decided to give her an unexpected surprise!

by Why him? October 7, 2018

Surprise Attack

The process of poking a small hole in a condemn before sex with the end result of the girl getting pregnant without even knowing it !

I planned a surprise attack on her last night.

by ajs05 December 27, 2007

Sanrio Surprise

The act of applying Icy Hot (Vicks can be used as substitute) on your erect penis and quickly ramming it into your partner without notice. You must shout "Hello Kitty!" as you perform the act.

Bought a bottle of Icy Hot and gave Jessica a Sanrio Surprise!

by TheUnHelpDesk April 26, 2014