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Slow Squatch

When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting
by Dave Squatch February 25, 2024
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slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.
"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019
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Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 11, 2022
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Slow Learner

Someone who is has 1 map and has 40 different specialists giving them their own advice and set of intructions both good and bad , Then expecting them to put out fast and be on point with each direction at the the same time. Geez sorry it took so long master PO PO DOODY HEAD . How about a simple verbal command or text message or letter in the mail.. No it has to be all inderect and random to the point of being drove insane. I Love you T Beth with all my heart, Im deeply sorry I made you suffer, I didn't know the love you felt for me until now. Im a slow learner
Immature married douchbag: I am a hammer and all i see is nails. I am awesome af.
Divorced felon lost forever: It hurts to be a Slow Learner.. LEARN FAST YOU IDIOT.
by Sugar KOOKEE June 13, 2022
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Slow

That guy just did a 2.09 around Phillip island…. Must of done a slow lap
by Drtruth888 February 9, 2023
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Slow as Fukk

Shanrya Itavia Person
by Pushingg p August 28, 2023
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Slow Baloney

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie
by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021
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