Roman

Roman is the kindest person you’ll meet. He cares with all of his loving heart, he is patient, he is understanding, and he is altogether the sweetest soul you’ll ever come across. Looks wise? Let me tell you… he’s stunning. His eyes are a dark chocolate that are so enticing you just wanna swim in them like Willy Wonkas chocolate lake. NOT JOKING. His figure...like a greek god. His skin like a soft caramel, the good kind that everyone’s grandma keeps in their purse. Roman is a GOOD person. People use that lightly these days. Roman is precious. So is his heart.

*some random guy* YO HAVE YOU SEEN ROMAN?

*someone that doesn’t know THE Roman* Uhhhh no? Who even is that?”
*the random guy* Dude. Let’s find him together so I can introduce you to the most pure soul you’ll ever meet in your LIFE”
*someone that doesn’t know Roman yet* Oh, BET”

by bean_sproot April 11, 2024

Roman Kim

Roman Kim is a name that wants to cuddle his girlfriend all day. He gets nervous around the girl. He wants all her attention but doesn’t want to admit it. He’s an Asian boy and loves Asian girls.

Hi I’m a Roman Kim and I love to cuddle my girlfriend

by Mother Karen October 24, 2019

Roman's

its a very small bistro in rialto. they only have tables for two. the light is always dimmed to create the illusion that time does not pass or does not exist for that matter. they play sweet and adagio trumpet instrumentals in a major key. their wine is the suavest, pasta from a pot straight out of heaven. the guests whisper here, a lot of secretive talking, everybody smiles. they say this place is so good you will feel real pain when you step outside.

Roman's is where the most honeyed lies are told. Their meals consist of only well-assorted ingredients. The prices are stiff, the bill rarely split.

by Krkič February 15, 2020

Roman Empire

Something that is so affiliated with something else one cannot imagine the first thing with out the second.

For example, Mickey Mouse is constantly referenced with or by his ears. One cannot imagine Mickey Mouse without his ears. The ears are Mickey's roman empire.

"Sharkboy and Lavagirl are each other's Roman Empire. Just like Mickey Mouse with the ears."

by Literary_Artist October 31, 2023

Roman Straw

when you suck up someone’s cum and spit it into their butthole.

I love giving my boyfriend roman straws!

by veganfarts77 December 6, 2022

throw a Roman

The act of casually doing a Roman Empire/German Reich salute in a variety of situations and intensity. Most of which is simply the saying and not actually doing. Ranges from history reenactors to guys who like to party.

ISO: I’m going to Italia in a few hours, what funny things should I do?
VilhelmiinaSA: Mention Il’Duce and his accomplishments to everyone
ISO: I said funny things not automatic things

Fwiffle: Go to Predappio and throw a Roman
VITHARRR: Cut Spaghet with scissors

Sava: Be white in Italy, they HATE that
ISO: Romans will be thrown, god speed

by K0it June 6, 2025

roman oculus

The creation of this marked the fall of the roman empire. The oculus is a design so mindless only the most imbecilic humans could have dreamed it up. If you visit it bring your umbrella for the bird poop and rain.

Person 1: I went to see the roman oculus the other day
Person 2: wow did you lose intelligence when you saw how stupid it was?

Person 1: probably, a bird pooped on me too. The rain coming through washed it off though.

by CharleneLover9000 June 2, 2017