Roman

Roman is a guy who is short, cute, very funny and no one knows but he has a massive hog in his pants, Roman is a big fan of anal penetration and can’t go without it. He’s a keeper.

Roman likes it in the butt

by roman12 January 11, 2022

The Roman Candle

A sex move in which a person with a functioning penis inserts PopRocks candy into their urethra while erect, inserts their penis into their partners ass, and begins to urinate during the act of penetration.

“So I was at the club last night with Brad and he told me he wants to give me The Roman Candle!”

by Bigbeefking69420 January 17, 2022

As straight as a roman road

A person who is not A Gay

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013

Roman wishing well

When she is puking into the toilet and you are doing her doggie style.

Me and Brenda went drinking last night and this morning I got a roman wishing well.

by Miss Demeanor December 16, 2023

Roman

Roman is the most stupid fucking name in the entire multiverse.
If you meet a roman, he probably eats coleslaw and therefore will go to hell.
God hated his name so much that he was spat back out of heaven and cursed to live forever with the worst name on the planet.

Roman is the worst name in history

by ColeslawHater69420 June 28, 2022

Ricardo Roman

The GAYEST most HORNIEST Man in Canoga Park

Ricardo Roman PUTO

by Lalalasmokes12 July 19, 2016

sticky roman helmet

When you give it one last yank and then tea bag someone.

Yea he left 25 mins later because he had to yank it before giving his girl a sticky roman helmet.

by caboosesam September 2, 2022