Daniel Francis Kelly

Hot and sexy

Your a total Daniel Francis Kelly

by JeSUS sus July 21, 2021

Daniel Francis Kelly

Very cool good at minecraft and is sexy

wow your good at minecraft you must be a Daniel Francis Kelly.

by JeSUS sus July 21, 2021

The Kelly MacNee

A particularly daring sexual position involving a couple of bros and a couple of hos, wherein a lower level is formed as one of the dudes puts it to the bitch from behind as she performs fellatio on the opposing member, and a second (higher) level is formed as the other of the two ladies positions herself so that she is making out with one of the pimps involved and and is recieving the pleasure from the other. Perhaps this rudimentary diagram will help clarify (ignore the dots):

....__................__...
......O...O-8==)).....O.....
....<|........|....//_...|>...
......|-....((==8-O...-|......
..../.|......\\..<.......|.\....
....|.|.......||..........|..|...

Bro1: Dude...remember when we KMac'ed (see below, synonym for The Kelly MacNee) those drunk sluts a couple weeks ago.
Bro2: Yeah...dude...um I like saw your cock.
Bro1: Uh...what? That's not really...I was just talking about you know the ladies.
Bro2: Yeah and it seemed like a good idea at the time, but the next morning I woke up and I realized like I was just in a foursome...with another dude.
Bro1: Um...yeah I guess I never thought about that...uuhhh...I don't know what to say...
Bro2: Sorry. Nevermind Bro, just relax...take off your shirt...

by Falcon Marlow December 14, 2008

Machine Gun Kelly

The savior of rock, and the king of rap

Machine Gun Kelly, the greatest artist alive

by MGK/Pete Davidson fan February 11, 2022

P. Kelly special

When arsenal supporters have sex with Black girls and pretend that they are thierry henry.

OOOh theirry, you dirty black girl, you are loving this aren't you.

by Sam Bowan January 17, 2005

Pulling a Kelly Khumalo

Household kwaito star Kelly Khumalo claimed to be a virgin back in 2006. Her racy image and in your face sexuality made a mockery of the claim. So "pulling a Kelly Khumalo" means pretending to be a virgin when you're not.

She really deceived him by pulling a Kelly Khumalo until he found out she was three months pregnant.

by Miss Smacked July 24, 2012

Kelly Mental Syndrome

It's when you do the stupidest things and when you get confused by like 2 words. Also you call people ding-a-longs or something along those lines. and you speak in a british accent

Me: Hey Kelly!
Kelly: Oh hey you
Me: so what did you think or that exam
Kelly: did u just say what did u plinko of that emu (in british accent)
Me: Oh Kelly and your Kelly Mental Syndrome

by bobshowsinhoffa November 22, 2011