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duck smuggler

A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.
My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?
by Donny55001 May 20, 2018
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Cho Duck

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by He who must not be named or el November 24, 2019
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Ducks wine

“Can I have a drink?” “Yeah , treat yourself to some ducks wine”
by Random 3 June 18, 2019
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Stuffed Duck

1. An insult directed at an idiot who is generally annoying and is always full of shit, e.g stuffed like a duck.
2. A person who eats chips all the time, but then has no room for actual meals.
"ugh! Stop being such a stuffed duck, man!"
"God you eat like a stuffed duck!"
by Tyranamobius Rex April 17, 2017
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duck teeth

I was going to hit that but she had some serious duck teeth.
by Patientpants July 7, 2017
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Watering the duck

An act where a woman puts her vagina in a cascading stream of water (typically in the bath tub, but any stream will do) in order to stimulate the clitoris in an act similar to manual masturbation.
Your sister came out of the bathroom after the water was running for a while, I wonder if she was watering the duck?
by Evo Josh November 30, 2017
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duck brush

The hair that grows from your taint
by The real Paul July 2, 2016
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