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Clarendouche

Somoene who lives in the Clarendon neighborhood of Arlington Virginia, and exhibits the hallmarks of a pretentious douchebag.

A typical Clarendouche wears brown flip-flops and/or goofy pork pie hats. Clarendouches often are homosexual and have annoying toy dogs that bark a lot.
Phil: Why are there so many tools in that restaraunt? Is the faggot convention in town?

Andrew: They are holding a $95 per person wine tasting event. Expensive and crappy wine draws a Clarendouche like flies to shit.
by TGEoA June 24, 2011
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Claimer

Someone who says they know things but they don't. They say they did things but they didn't. Often try to one up people. Basically just a shit liar.
Harry claims he eats kale salads to be healthy but had Chicken fingers for lunch all week. He's such a claimer
by Nosebeers September 1, 2016
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clairy

A person who is simple but will fascinate you.
She is clairy.
by DarthQuantum June 13, 2017
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Claremont

A suburb located in eastern Los Angeles County. Home of the prestigious Claremont Colleges. 12 square miles of AWESOMENESS. Not to be confused with Clairemont, which is in San Diego.
Dude, stop trying to pretend you're from Claremont.
by Just your average Claremonter. January 14, 2005
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Claremont Girls

1) Middle school girls who think they're much older than they are.
2) Middle school girls who will go out with any guy who asks just because they want a boyfriend.
3) Middle school girls who would make out with any cute guy in the school.
4) Middle school sluts.

Or all of the above.
"Ohmygawsh, Becky, Claire is like, SUCH a claremont girl!"

"Ugh, I think my best friend is becoming a claremont girl."

"Hey, man, need a date? Just pick one of the claremont girls."
by Memous March 26, 2005
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St. Clair

Also known as Skank Clair:
A small town in Missouri, approximately 50 miles west-southwest of Saint Louis. Saint Clair received this moniker from:
1.) being the methamphetamine capital of the United States during the late 1990's
2.) the enormous amount of bitchy fat people with hideously tacky tattoos who live in St. Clair
3.) the tendency for the girls of the town to become pregnant and drop out of St. Clair High School, just like their mothers, thus perpetuating the process of what we know as St. Clair.
people in nearby towns dread having to pass through St. Clair because they might contract an std through the air.

man, there's nothing to do in St. Clair.
by Jose_1234 February 11, 2010
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clairvoyancy

A women with controll over man by holding the power of sex!
Drake69 girlfriend had complete controll over him with the clairvoyancy!
by fuger1990 May 13, 2005
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