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prayer-chain

What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.
I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.
by QuacksO June 7, 2019
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Chain Za

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Chain-coning

When you’ve been on a weed binge for too long and chain smoke cones like they were the atmosphere.
Have we got any more bud?
Nah cunt you were chain-coning the last of our shit.
by Shanulio Noodlenan September 18, 2019
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Chain Gang

Chain gang is a group made by Gang leader Ethan Henderson. Chain gang people can be seen wearing chains in public. They respect drip. If members disobey they are given the big toe from dr doudna the holy leader
Shit he’s what’s he wearing? “Chains he’s totally in the chain gang
by LilDommyRob.EK September 23, 2019
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Gotta Get The Chains

You say it in a high pitched but stressed voice to represent your feelings.
Ben: Check it out tom, I got the chains!
Tom: How?
Ben: Gotta get the chains!!!
by ireallydontknow820 April 23, 2018
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Sugar Chain

A chain of sugar daddies in which one can have, and be one
"I am now part of a sugar chain!"
"I heard he has a sugar chain with Alex and Sarah."
by 240papi October 16, 2017
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chain of slut

A group of of white girls who think there the hottest women in the school because they try to show off their makeup clothes and tits
Man Over there the a big chain of sluts
by Plebbles April 23, 2017
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