bullshit whistle

Blowing the bullshit whistle is method of calling someone out for not telling the truth about something. When a person knows a statement or story is total bullshit, he will make a “tweet-tweet” sound like a steam whistle. It’s especially handy in group settings like a smoking circle where the embarrassment for the liar can be maximized.

Todd: “Yo’, Chris. I heard you and Rabbit went to the club last night. How was it?”

Chris: “Dude, it was crazy. The bitches wouldn’t leave me alone. I guess they all wanted my potato dick.”

Rabbit: (exhaling an especially big bong rip) “Tweet-tweet. I'm totally blowing the bullshit whistle on that.”

by Orphanmaker July 11, 2011

bullshit coefficient

When an entrepreneur speaks, their bullshit coefficient is the portion of what they say that is bullshit.

Elizabeth Holmes bullshit coefficient approaches 1.0.

by B_squared March 30, 2019

Reality Bullshit

How Life Really is and How It's Not What We Expect it To Be, Nor Wanted To Happen

Man: Why Is This Always Happening To Me?
Friend Of Man: It's That Reality Bullshit I Been Telling You About

by Sunshineishereandneverleaving May 7, 2018

Bullshit

Relating to Court and the law.

‘Great, I have to go through this bullshit again.’
I thought as I walked into the courtroom.

by C&Y BS December 25, 2018

Bullshit crush

A bullshit crush is when a person has a crush on someone but doesn’t have a proper reason to like the and they often confuse a crush for lust

Stacy has a bullshit crush on Tyler

by J57 October 13, 2023

Bullshit

Complete Nonsense.
This word is often used as a way to deflect statements and sometimes precedes before counter statements.

eg. Two people are talking
Person A: Did you know that (Insert name here) is the most popular person in the class?
Person B: Complete BULLSHIT. I think (Insert name here) is the most popular!

by Alex Tom May 14, 2023

San Jose Bullshit

When you fuck someone up. Sunami Style!

Yo Loic over there is on that San Jose Bullshit dawg!!!

by tjkhlt January 31, 2024