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Geometric bullshit

When you’re so deep in the shit, you don’t see any way out...
Person 1: can I tell you a secret? You have to delete this text after....
Person 2: of course
Person 1: I have to pee

Person 2: What a bunch of geometric bullshit
by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019
mugGet the Geometric bullshitmug.

Bullshit

Mainstream media reporting “Beijing Biden
as President Elect in 2020.
Beijing Biden and his prewritten speeches are inspiring.... just kidding, they’re phony bullshit.
by Freedum-isphucked November 7, 2020
mugGet the Bullshitmug.

Bullshitism

The act of Bullshiting so hard that the bullshit one spouts becomes so philosophically immersive
This dumbass is Bullshiting so hard right now; may you by chance follow the philosophical route of Bullshitism
by Sen-yt December 23, 2021
mugGet the Bullshitismmug.

fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit

Sorry not sorry this shit isn’t true smd and lick a big toe
Bullshit, Dogshit, Fuckaroo name bullshit.
Fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit
by Fuck It Delete Your Phone November 23, 2021
mugGet the fuck this urban name dictionary bullshitmug.

Bullshit Hike

When a person is walking around, trying to bullshit his/her family and friends, into lending them money. But nobody wants to lend him/her any money, because the person doesn't pay back or never had a job.
John is on a bullshit hike, because he needs five hundred dollars to pay his rent.
by Tony "Tone" Vega September 16, 2016
mugGet the Bullshit Hikemug.

Bottles Bullshit Trend Line

Bottles Bullshit Trend Line, (BBLT) - Used by the not-so-famous Bottle Rocket of Greatland fame who once laid a trend line on a chart with zero experience, and rode the sucker for well over a year.

and then failed to cash out when it broke it...
Bottles Bullshit Trend Line is now at £13.65
by uttabull March 24, 2023
mugGet the Bottles Bullshit Trend Linemug.

bullshit

This job is Bullshit.
by kayla1564645614 December 3, 2023
mugGet the bullshitmug.

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