Slap happy hour

Anytime after midnight when anything you and/or your friends say is hilariously funny. You laugh at the dumbest thing and can't control yourself or your friends for that matter.

John laughed at his own fart while burning the midnight oil. It must've been his slap happy hour.

by Zoomoron June 11, 2019

yuppie rush hour

That time in the early evening on weeknights when the sidewalks fill up with after-work runners listening to their iPods.

I was almost knocked down twice during yesterday's yuppie rush hour.

by The Wordy Bird March 6, 2010

real neighbor hours

The time of day where your neighbors are sleeping and you have to stay quiet

Man, I can get online right now it's real neighbor hours.

by Emitninitsuj February 18, 2018

Sad Nigga Hours

24\7 Is sad nigga hours

Im so sad,24\7 is Sad nigga hours.

by Yvng don of the fiji Village February 28, 2018

12 hour shower

When doing something that causes physical,mental,or spiritual filth that far exceeds the very bowels of Hell(EX:Stan Lee selling Marvel Comics to the Corporation of Disney)... you must embark...the 12 hour shower. The action of taking a shower that last 12 hours, no more, and no less. For the ceremony to actually start you have to be in the shower for at least 2 hours prior. For if you embark on this journey of self revelation and stop the shower before 12 hours,you will explode in a flaming bag of poo and turn into a crippled rabbit. If you are in the shower for more than 12 hours, you will die right there, and in the after life you will have to listen to Ke$ha non stop. Only the most keenest of minds, the strongest of willpower,and the strength of Hercules can take on this task of Gods. It takes more than a century of training in several disciplines to accoplish this goal. So, do you think you have the balls?

Woman 1: "I was just rapped by Mickey Mouse. Time for a 12 hour shower."

Man 1: "I just watched the end of 'The Green Mile'. Time for a 12 hour shower."

Transvestite Alien: "I just saw the end of 'Alien vs Predator' and have lost my faith in my religion of scientoglogy. Time for a 12 hour shower."

by Kane Chitty July 9, 2014

18 hours

the fuckin greatest short film ever made in the entire world ever bitch!!!!!

by JIMBO + ED WINCHESTER May 14, 2003

The Horny Hour

Similar to the witching hour of 3 AM, The Horny Hour is 4 AM in which any person can get however many pictures of whatever he wants from the person they’re talking to

Person 1: Hey it’s 4 AM, you know what that means!
Person 2: It’s the Horny Hour?
Person1: That’s right, get those pics going!

by Jason Drake 2001 April 30, 2021