mourning after

Da "yucky 'n' sick" feeling dat you experience after da booze-soaked funeral-gathering dat you attended da previous day.

To truly show respect to da "dearly departed" during a memorial get-together, everyone is expected to show sensitivity and restraint; you are not supposed to turn it into a wild drunken afternoon orgy from which you'd later suffer a "mourning after"!

by QuacksO December 30, 2020

Day After Rape

when a girl has sex with a guy, regrets it the next morning, and calls him a rapist.

Typically cause she was caught cheating or because they were both drunk

Hey did you hear about Mike and Kenzie?
Yeah she was so into him and kept grinding on him at the party.

Yeah, they fucked but her boyfriend found out so she turned around and said he raped her.
Of course she did. Day after rape will get you every time

by The secret truth April 14, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>after years of substance abuse and many failed rehabilitations, Sparta continued to fight for music and what it represents<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>after years of substance abuse and many failed rehabilitations, Sparta continued to fight for music and what it represents<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>after years of substance abuse and many failed rehabilitations, Sparta continued to fight for music and what it represents<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.

Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after

by Karen7397 October 7, 2022

20 After 4

The coolest smoke shop in existence. Good vibes, great music & even better smoking essentials.

Yo bro, did you go to 20 After 4? They’re giving away puff bars. Peep their instagram @20after4usa

by off.white2020 November 23, 2020

After-school poonies

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.

insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.

by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021

Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025