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I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.
John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
by cookiejack December 19, 2020
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A person is genuinely dependable if they provide assistance during a trying time.
A truly dependable person proves themself to be a friend in need is a friend indeed, by always offering help during difficult times
by Arminkshipper July 04, 2024
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Angel needs a stoopysticker

SHe keeps begging for stoopy stickers give her the fricking sticker
MORGAN WHERE IS MY STOOPY STICKERS? Angel needs a stoopysticker..
by ANGELS NEEDS IT May 25, 2022
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you need jisoos

The kpop version of "you need Jesus".
Takes its name by the singer Hong Jisoo (part of the group Seventeen), a good Christian born on 30 December 1995, in Los Angeles (California).
Also named Joshua, the boy, on Halloween of the year 2015, wore a priestly costume, giving birth to this phrase.

The legend tells that if you say "you need Jisoos" at 3:00 AM, in front of your mirror, Joshua Hong will appear to bless you.
*Jun does a sexy move*

*all members of SVT start to scream*
YOU NEED JISOOS

*Hong Jisoo appears* Bless you, man.
by JisooSneedsme October 30, 2017
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i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.
Eric: “I need breakfast

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast
by Purslaypussy November 20, 2022
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