Oh duck

when your tryna type “for fucks sake” but your autocorrect is tryna spread positivity

“oh ducks sake she did it again”
“duck?”
“fuck. you know i meant fuck, tony”

by itsallokay June 3, 2021

Dry Duck

What you say before you put your dick in a extra tight virgin pocket pussy without any lube.

Dry Duck! Jimmy exclaimed as he stuffed his junk in the brand new pocket pussy he received in the mail. The skin ripped right off his penis, which had to be surgically removed at the hospital.

by LettuceFetish May 30, 2015

Duck Bung

A dirty asshole. A bunghole that’s a little muddy from a bad wipe job. Makes one walk with a bit of a wobble so as to keep them greasy cheeks apart and avoid skid marking the underwear.

I was hitting her from behind and each thrust was wafting her dunk bung.

I got the duck bung. It’s itchy. Pull over at that gas station so I can run in an wipe.

by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020

Dick Ducking

Dodging A Creep hitting on you!

" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"

by Trish&AmbDoubleTrouble August 30, 2017

duck smuggler

A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.

My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?

by Donny55001 May 20, 2018

Stuffed Duck

1. An insult directed at an idiot who is generally annoying and is always full of shit, e.g stuffed like a duck.
2. A person who eats chips all the time, but then has no room for actual meals.

"ugh! Stop being such a stuffed duck, man!"
"God you eat like a stuffed duck!"

by Tyranamobius Rex April 17, 2017

Duck Season

A Horror VR/PC game about the game "Duck Hunt" by Nintendo originally made in 1984.

Dude, have you heard of the new horror game, Duck Season?
It was so scary!
I almost started to cry!

by Chxrrixchu May 4, 2020