The Chosen One

Donald J Ticknor.

The chosen one is the only one that can save the day. Not their sidekick(s). Only Donald J Ticknor.

by DJT1995 September 26, 2020

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One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.

One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it

by sarflondoner December 27, 2010

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talking to ones self

If you're here 'coz someone said "Stop talking 2 urself",u probably are.Its just when u get so high on drugs, or glue, or you're drunk,and u start having a conversation,but the other other person is the other part of ur head.If it's a frequent habit (and if u need that link,ur totally screwed),then I'd get professional help-even if its ur screwed mate,who took drugs-tell em u got this other person in ur head,and u want him 2 fuck off.something like that.

"Who da fuck r u tlking to?!?!"
"Huh-wha?I woz talking to this guy in my head..."
"How many whiffs of that stuff did you take?Your one crazed up loser!Get out of the Drug habit,man."

by cheese_nutter (Nutty Nurse Nina, if you may, in the real world?What real world?) May 29, 2004

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Swiggle your way out of this one

When an upset wife tells her husband try to get out of this sticky situation

Try to swiggle your way out of this one

by Cilla March 7, 2019

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Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

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One Of Hearts

The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen

The One of Hearts is missing from my deck of cards - interesting no?

by GreenNewDealOfficial.com August 11, 2021

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