Cats and dogs

Cats and dogs dont vote, work or hold offices, though one day people could advocate for them if they thought that was what cats and dogs really wanted to do. Cats and dogs dont take as many vacations as humans either, you'd almost think they dont have good lives. If you're the kind of person who thinks they should be freed from captivity, why would you own a cat or dog yourself? Animal control and groups that send animals somewhere like a kennel for adoption are not providing freedom for these animals, it's really the opposite.

Cats and dogs don't vote, work, or hold office. The point being that female cat or dog owners are no more the solution to humanity than are male pet owners. If they're human, they're the problem like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

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head like a robber's dog

basically Joanne on a good day

that joanne has a head like a robber's dog, and that's on a good day

by hickdead November 18, 2025

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Teddy-Any, Teddy-Bear, Teddy- Cat, And Teddy-Dog

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

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Dog pound

A ruff orgy of four or more dogs.

Dog owner 1: Dude, I always knew my cousin was a weirdo.
Dog owner 2: Why?
Dog owner 1: I caught him filming a dog pound with my dogs, dick in hand.
Dog owner 2: Ew, gross.

by Throwaway11 August 21, 2017

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