Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 04, 2024

Det one

Something that is perfect. A great finish

It’s a perfect det one.

by Ogm det May 23, 2021

One life

A phrase said when you have nothing to reply with and all that’s left is the feeling of pain. Or it could be used when someone says something out of pocket.

Azmain: I’m looking for a leng hijabi.
Hendy: iwl you aren’t getting any bitches

TLoba: One life😪

by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy October 18, 2021

One Life

One Life - The Funniest Game Made By A Hummus Addict.

Have You Played One Life?

It's funny!

by JoeBama12 December 12, 2020

rip a thick one

To tear the widest of units, to defeat the largest of singulars, to rip the thickest one...

Lucas rip a thick one yesterday! He's dead

by NOON RAT October 19, 2020

no one cares what you’re birthday says about you

No one gives a fuck about what your birthday shows on urban dictionary first the names and now this shit, like I’m tired seeing these on my story’s

no one cares what you’re birthday says about you we don’t give a fuck

by Tim Tams November 25, 2021

one handien

Someone or Something that has one hand/ arm.

Hansel Emanuel is a One Handien. Or you can say, You are a stupid one Handien

by Finn ( One Handien December 12, 2022