by Ememmeemmme April 24, 2021
Get the Zach beattiemug. Zach is a wonderful guy! Zach can get you mad the next minute and then make you forget all about it the next because of his charming smile and dreamy eyes. Zach is the type of guy who will make you feel like the only girl he’s ever loved! He will treat you like a queen and you will be his world! If you are dating a Zach then you are the luckiest girl alive!
Girl 1: Omg is that Zach?!
Girl 2: IT IS!
Girl 1: Whoever his girlfriend is, is SO lucky
Girl 2: I know I am!
Girl 2: IT IS!
Girl 1: Whoever his girlfriend is, is SO lucky
Girl 2: I know I am!
by Mxcey December 6, 2019
Get the Zachmug. A man possessing the largest testicles known to mankind. It has been proven that the universe is actually a screenplay being written by him he just doesn’t know how to end it. He’s rumoured to appear in Spider-man no way home alongside your mom.
Also he’s a pretty good gaffer.
Also he’s a pretty good gaffer.
by Sudae November 24, 2021
Get the Zach Goodwinmug. The Zach Effect, also simply called Zach Effect is referring to when a guy gets a haircut, and because of that, looks younger. This often only applies to guys who had noticeably longer hair before their haircut. This is sometimes because the guy had short hair when they were younger, and has just got it back, but the effect can happen otherwise as well.
by barf flavored soda January 21, 2023
Get the The Zach Effectmug. What teachers like to say to misbehaved classes "Guys, fix your behavior, Y'all are good kids and will do great things, but this is unacceptable".
What I'd say "Guys, y'all are just bad, and I mean Zach Wilson levels bad".
What I'd say "Guys, y'all are just bad, and I mean Zach Wilson levels bad".
by Clubboy November 21, 2023
Get the Zach Wilsonmug. Zaching is a term which describes when an individual, typically a man, lacks a normal fight or flight response and instead freezes when confronted with potentially stressful situations.
This genetic mutation (Zach gene) was particularly dangerous during the times of early humans as it made the individual susceptible to predators. The extreme aversion to confrontation is what helped the Zachs survive an early death, before they could reproduce at age 45.
The Zach gene may also be triggered when approached by pretty ladies (or dudes).
This genetic mutation (Zach gene) was particularly dangerous during the times of early humans as it made the individual susceptible to predators. The extreme aversion to confrontation is what helped the Zachs survive an early death, before they could reproduce at age 45.
The Zach gene may also be triggered when approached by pretty ladies (or dudes).
Aggressive man in the club: Fuck you man, did you spike my girl's drink? I'll kick your ass
Zach: 🧍🧍🧍
A.Man: *begins his assault*
Zach: chill,chill, *n word*
Spectators: he's Zaching, won't even defend himself
Zach: 🧍🧍🧍
A.Man: *begins his assault*
Zach: chill,chill, *n word*
Spectators: he's Zaching, won't even defend himself
by WesternMan613 June 17, 2022
Get the Zachingmug. The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Once you bond and he likes you, he'll be there for the rest of your life.
by Annie V. November 27, 2017
Get the Zachmug.