Dark wizard

When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.

Dude I had to kick joey out last night, I knew he was gonna dark wizard in my room again.

by Nesthiq April 4, 2020

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history wizard

A stupid Jew, who says stupid things on TikTok

Guy one: did you hear that the history wizards wife has a boyfriend
Guy two: just another history wizard classic⚡️⚡️

by Taintphister March 28, 2024

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A person who bolts to their next class, pretends to be a nice person but really isn't, only takes easy classes, and is usually antisocial, but not in an Introverted way. Also is obsessed with Clash Royale and sits outside during lunch.

Person 1: Yo have you heard of Conor?
Person 2: Yea, he's such a high school wizard

by Not_a_Overwatch_Weeaboo March 3, 2018

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wizard hands

Someone who is good with their hands. Such as fingering.

”The only reason Emma still hooks up with Jake is because he has wizard hands”

by whatsuplosers69 August 24, 2020

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Wizard lip

A hairy vagina with very big labia

Bro that chick had mad wizard lip

by Mr.Dab March 22, 2022

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Wizard’s Sleeve

When you are having sex and create a prolapse, your partner throws glitter on it and yells “Alakazam!”

Making it look like a sleeve on a wizard’s robes.

“I couldn’t believe how magical it was last night, my partner game me a wizard’s sleeve.”

by Shmecklemore February 24, 2023

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