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tinkle tots

A small, plastic toy made by tomy in the early 1990's, they consisted of a small baby with closed eyes made out of soft plastic and a bed or seat made out of hard plastic. Often would come with a lollipop or bottle. they had many different themes, including beaches and space. They were discontinued somewhere around 1994.
a: Do you remember tinkle tots when you were little?
b: Yeah! i had one on a crescent moon, it was awesome.
by elsmongoose January 16, 2008
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DJ Twinkletoes

She Is The Best DJ ever,Awesome For Filling In Time With Laughter And Talking.Also Can Relate To Terms Of Sexyness
'Ohmagosh Look at her shes such a DJ Twinkletoes'
'Have you heard this girl? She sounds so DJ twinkletoes'
by iLauren March 28, 2008
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twankle

Alternative spelling and pronunciation of the word "Twinkle."
Shine, bright, reflect.

"When the light hits my ice it twankles and glistens!"
by ScrooLewse November 27, 2012
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post-twinkie

state of having the itis after eating junk food
"Oh man, I had energy before but I'm starting to get that post-twinkie feeling."
by j tha lady killa August 30, 2009
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tinklemouse

An affectionate term used between criminally disposed partners in crime, who are in a romantic relationship- as a term of endearment towards each other. Plural; tinklemice
Bonnie and Clyde, for example Bonnie may have said to Clyde: "we are a team, tinklemouse"
by The Original Tinklemouse April 7, 2005
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Stinky Twinkie

VERB: The act of sodomizing a woman and subsequently, BEFORE ejaculating, removing the penis from the rectum and then inserting it in the woman's mouth. NO warning, NO wiping off of errant fecal matter, NO rinsing (although spitting on the penis prior to insertion in the surprised woman's mouth IS acceptable). Tugging of hair and/or pinching of nostrils to gently encourage the opening of the mouth to receive the shit-smeared penis IS acceptable. Tapping the penis on the forehead or nose of the woman as an "Open, please." gesture is common, and considered polite.

NOUN: The penis itself, as described in the above series of actions which together comprise the "Stinky Twinkie" maneuver. It is indeed stinky, as it has been in a woman's anus, and possibly as far as the descending colon. The reference to the Twinkie, a cream-filled tubular sponge cake manufactured by the Hostess Company, is pretty much self-explanatory; Since the withdrawal takes place prior to ejaculation, the "Twinkie" (penis) is still metaphorically full of "cream" (semen). Technically, the semen actually resides in the testicles.

Thus, as a NOUN, one can both HAVE a Stinky Twinkie and EAT it as well; and as a VERB, the act described above IS known as giving someone "The Stinky Twinkie"
USAGE AS NOUN: "I pulled my dick out of her ass, producing a loud suction noise, and after banging it on her nose a few times, popped the whole smelly business into her mouth like a STINKY TWINKIE."

USAGE AS VERB: "After a long while ass-fucking my woman, and realizing that I wasn't able to come, I yanked it out and gave her the old STINKY TWINKIE."
by BaffleActs July 19, 2009
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twinkie

A $20 increment of cocaine.
by Corina Hernandez August 15, 2007
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