luke stywalker

a fat star wars fan

pretty self explanatory pun

look guys
luke stywalker is in the house

by awesometoast100 January 13, 2011

luke simac

the top g. Regarded as the best striker of all time.

did you see luke simac score a hattrick last weekend?

by proffessor bartholomew August 30, 2022

A Luke Momento

when you do something very stupid and retarded

“Hey wanna buy some candy?”
“Nah i used all the money on Fortnite new season”
“THATS A LUKE MOMENTO!”

by Thatmonster8 June 11, 2021

Luke bock

The sexiest man alive can steal your girl in a heartbeat

Luke bock aka sexiest man alive

by Luke bock December 8, 2020

luke the alcoholic

Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin

Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay

Dan- no u

Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT

by youremomasket911 May 15, 2018

luke sharkey

A mad dog that will knock your mum out with one flick and has a huge you know what

Oi thats a luke sharkey aka a sharkey

by SHarkeyMAte August 7, 2018

Luke yakelashek

Luke yakelashek is a total God everyone loves him especially your mom hes smart and funny as hell and especially a hottie. All around he is my best friend

From Luke Murdock

Awe man, my mom just left the house

Ya shes at Luke yakelasheks house

by Yerdamindababy April 12, 2019