When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.
"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.
by Lonely Bater December 02, 2019
The face of a good looking man. Much like the Captain's Chair of a plane, a commanding person sits on it and operates flaps.
"Looks at that Captain's Chair, I could go Atlantic on that."
"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"
"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"
by funneydude September 22, 2020
"I'm tired of hanging out with friends. It is time to be a chair in the grass and listen to the trees rustling and birds chirping."
by ill-paid February 07, 2016
by jackpipes August 05, 2023
It is a metaphorical place where you would take someone to get them pegged.
It originated when renowned chair factory in Egypt became abandoned, which made people go there to commit suspicious acts.
It originated when renowned chair factory in Egypt became abandoned, which made people go there to commit suspicious acts.
by ImaginativeExaggerator December 05, 2023
An artwork origination from the depths of rule 34‚ the original artwork depicts a futanari at a bar saying "wanna ease me up?" Or something like that idfc. The milking chair is like a normal bar chair but with the added addition of a hole so that a futanari can put their cock in there assumedly to be sucked. My dog died btw
Person 1: I'm loving my new milking chair! Person 2: Same‚ the Travis Scott meal is superior though. Person 3: I'm gonna hang myself
by IdealisticMarbles October 05, 2022
A concept from an artwork originating from rule 34‚ the milking chair is used by futas so that their dick can be sucked. Also my dog died.
Person 1: I love our new milking chair. Person 2: Same‚ it's almost as good as the Travis Scott meal.
by IdealisticMarbles October 05, 2022