Banbury Cake

A fetish act involving a man and a woman, a local newspaper (the Banbury Cake) and cake making ingredients that is practised in the town of Banbury in the UK.

The newspaper is taken and rolled up to resemble a funnel, which is then placed into the woman's upward facing vagina.

The man now adds the cake ingrdients to the funnel and mixes vigorously. When the mix is ready it is poured into a bowl with any that happened to enter into the woman. The mixture is then either eaten raw by the couple or baked and presented to unwitting friends and family members.

Warning: Can lead to intervention of social services and/or severe yeast infections.

Bob: "Hey man, where's Jodie?"
John: "She's at the doctors. Want some Banbury Cake?"

by googabooga April 25, 2013

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Pocket cake

It's cake you store in your pocket for emergencys. Because what else would you have in your pockets.

"I need my pocket cake if I get kidnapped"

by Wiberger September 20, 2021

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jizz cake

Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.

Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?

Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.

by T Baggins July 16, 2011

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waxin' the cakes

An absolute plowing from behind where typically the male pulls out his member before spunkification and "frosts" the woman's cakes. Occasionally, the male will use his hands in a waxing motion to cover the entire ass with man juice, thus frosting, or waxin' the cakes. Once the said cakes are waxed, the female sits on the mans chest then spins around and licks up the icing.

The first time Rosie let Edward hit it from behind, he pulled out early and started waxin' the cakes.

by BirdaLooch November 25, 2007

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