1. Famous djs who are djs because they are famous. Have no idea what talent is required in a dj booth because they are too busy being famous.
2. People who use their money, fame or influence to fuck up a party for everyone else because they want to hear what they want to hear.
2. People who use their money, fame or influence to fuck up a party for everyone else because they want to hear what they want to hear.
1. "Paris Hilton claims to be a top 5 dj, and I agree, she is one of the top 5 douche jockeys in the world!"
2. "I wish those douche jockeys in VIP would stop getting my favorite dj kicked off the decks because he's not playing Flo-Rida."
2. "I wish those douche jockeys in VIP would stop getting my favorite dj kicked off the decks because he's not playing Flo-Rida."
by FunkyVs December 26, 2013
Get the douche jockeymug. A chicken jockey is a rare feature in the Minecraft game in which a baby zombie rides on the back of a chicken. It's a particularly unusual feature because zombie appearances only happen at night, and it's even rarer for it to be a baby zombie and to be close enough to a chicken for the phenomenon to occur.
EXAMPLE: in the movie theater i sat with my best friend. then it came on and the whole theater went wild screaming CHICKEN JOCKEY. and also lava chicken
by hehehehehehehehehehehehhe May 14, 2025
Get the chicken jockeymug. by Sosku10 April 23, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug. by Jake p the snake May 14, 2017
Get the Nob jockeymug. 
A sex position where a female or male violently rides another male with a huge ding dong of Mexican nationality.
Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”
by TacoBender81 May 25, 2021
Get the The Donkey Jockeymug. Absolute cinema!
Try throwing popcorn while shouting this during a movie without the cops getting called.
-PC Joe Carter and Tom are comin’ for your ass!
Try throwing popcorn while shouting this during a movie without the cops getting called.
-PC Joe Carter and Tom are comin’ for your ass!
by UK DEFINER April 8, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug.