This shit has ruined my life I genuinely want to jump into lava but since I'm 5% chicken I'll be called lava chicken please end my fucking life
I'm FUCKING sick of "Chicken jockey" all I hear when I walk outside is "when she chickens on my jockey" I genuinely want to LAVA bucket release all over myself to out me out of my misery please end me
by TheGoofiestGoober April 18, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug. A little thot that dates someone for two simple reasons. Dick and their car. They take dick then ask for rides everywhere.
"Yo, have you seen Lauries new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, I have. But she's just using him as her dick jockey."
"Yeah, I have. But she's just using him as her dick jockey."
by N0ss July 11, 2017
Get the Dick Jockeymug. 
A Decomposing Undead Child who is currently riding a chicken like you would a horse. Came from Minecraft
by pseudonym1916 April 24, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug. A Baby zombie riding a chicken as if it’s a dick, mainly known for its appearance in the Minecraft movie where the viewers of the movie throw their popcorn and treat the movie like a zoo, in result making the workers wanna kill themselves.
by NoahCat April 12, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug. ´Whoa, I´m so high off of my tits right now, I could let someone perform a Philadelphian Jockey on me!´
by EgorGeroev January 2, 2018
Get the Philadelphian Jockeymug. by Nazi star 123 August 24, 2016
Get the Nob jockeymug.