This shit has ruined my life I genuinely want to jump into lava but since I'm 5% chicken I'll be called lava chicken please end my fucking life
I'm FUCKING sick of "Chicken jockey" all I hear when I walk outside is "when she chickens on my jockey" I genuinely want to LAVA bucket release all over myself to out me out of my misery please end me
by TheGoofiestGoober April 18, 2025

A little thot that dates someone for two simple reasons. Dick and their car. They take dick then ask for rides everywhere.
"Yo, have you seen Lauries new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, I have. But she's just using him as her dick jockey."
"Yeah, I have. But she's just using him as her dick jockey."
by N0ss July 11, 2017

A Decomposing Undead Child who is currently riding a chicken like you would a horse. Came from Minecraft
by pseudonym1916 April 24, 2025

A Baby zombie riding a chicken as if it’s a dick, mainly known for its appearance in the Minecraft movie where the viewers of the movie throw their popcorn and treat the movie like a zoo, in result making the workers wanna kill themselves.
by NoahCat April 12, 2025

´Whoa, I´m so high off of my tits right now, I could let someone perform a Philadelphian Jockey on me!´
by EgorGeroev January 2, 2018

by Nazi star 123 August 24, 2016
