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To Dutch someone up

To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.
I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.

Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
by Mattie Jij Was Niet Alleen August 26, 2019
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National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day

April 18th Ignore someone who hasn't opened your messages then replies with an urban dictionary definition of National Send Nudes Day
"Listen Brad I'm not sending you nudes today, it's National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day"
by Cuurah April 18, 2020
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putting sticks in someone's wheels

(mettre des bâtons dans les roues in French of France)

preventing someone from achieving their full social/educational potential, or just hindering their plans altogether
if a cheater is failing you on purpose they are probably putting sticks in someone's wheels
by Sexydimma December 30, 2014
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National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day
by Yeah133 May 22, 2022
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National Bite someone you love day

Biting someone as it to show affection to them.
Me: “bites”
Crush: Ow! Why’d you do that?
Me: it’s national bite someone you love day….
by swv8 November 1, 2023
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To Boris someone

To Boris someone -
To offer far less than an items real value.
To harshly low ball someone to the point of insulting them.
To boris someone

Hey I know you need to get rid of that like new corvette I’d be willing to give you $2500 for it to help you out .
by Bob Robert’s July 12, 2025
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