Stumbleupon Saturation Point (SSP)

v. and n.

When using the tool, Stumbleupon on a slow work day and you have 'Stumbled' so many times that:

1. You are actually sick of the internet;

2. All the pages are beginning to look familiar;

3. You're clicking next out of habit and aren't even looking at the computer screen any more.

Roopy: Lola, you look tired and depressed.

Lola: I had a slow day at work today, so I used Stumbleupon for 6 hours straight and I might murder something if I see another Cyanide and Happiness comic strip.

Roopy: Ouch, looks like you've hit Stumbleupon Saturation Point (SSP). Go read a book for a few days, you'll feel better.

by BahumBugg April 23, 2011

The Fucking Point

The point of no-return where a conversation or interaction has turned and it is pretty much mutually agreed that both parties will fuck later in the night.

"Man, why are you here talking to us when Jessica is over there?!"

"Ah it's alright, we've reached The Fucking Point, now I've just gotta wait."

by DefinitelyNotMyRealName September 1, 2012

The 3 Pointer

The 3 pointer is a sexual maneuver which you start by fucking the chick in her juicy cunt then u pull out and stick it in her tight ass, then to pull out again and blow all over her big titties

Im gonna go home and do the 3 pointer on my girlfriend

by Slam dunk me October 10, 2020

Pointless conversation.

A pointless conversation is when you are talking to someone on facebook, texting, or something else. It happens when the second person in the conversation doesn't feel like talk to you.

Person #1- Hey!
Person #2- Hi.
Person #1- Whattuup?
Person #2- Nothing.
Person#-Same.

The end of pointless conversation.

by Your mommmy. January 17, 2010

Pointlessnism

Pointlessnism is an early 21st century movement began by a group of Canadian artists and thinkers. The figure head, S. Valdez, advocated the liberation of thought and action, contending that any set of actions was equally as meaningful as any other since the perception of consequence is illusory.

When S. Valdez was questioned about pointlessnism by certain skeptics, he famously went into a Superstore, bought a bag of frozen fish sticks, dumped them into a fish tank full of water in the parking lot, and began throwing them into traffic.

by Dirtier McGirt February 2, 2006

coot points

An alotted amount of "points" given to a person for specific sexual acts. Much like props, or more formally, kudos.

"Dude, I just fucked this girl, scored me thirty coot points."
"That's tight, but I racked up 100 points in one night."

by Don Drake June 12, 2006

Two Points

Two points is an expression meaning “nice shot”. It originally rose from basketball, but has come to be used in many situations where someone demonstrates skill at hitting a target. Also used in a sarcastic sense when someone does something profoundly clumsy.

Example One
Guy 1: Ouch (After ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).
Guy 2: Two points.

Example Two (shamelessly stolen from DM of the Rings)
Legolas: I fire another arrow!
DM: You hit Saruman with the arrow.
DM: He swoons and falls from the balcony.
DM: And lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.
DM: HAPPY NOW BUTCHER?
Aragorn: Two points.
Legolas: Even though he fell, I still get XP right?

by NickUK May 25, 2007