has adhd, alcoholism, and lives with his grandma. Bad dental hygiene, and probably owes you child support. The best friend you'll ever have.
I miss dan beers!
by rewesyratinas December 03, 2018
(DAN-HOUR) IS THE EQUIVELANT OF 4X WHAT EVER THE MENTIONED AMOUNT OF TIME IS ORIGINALLY.
SO IN ESSENCE IF A FRIEND THAT HAS AN OUTSTANDING KNACK FOR TAKING MUCH MUCH LONGER THAN THEY SAY THEY WILL, THEIR TIME CAN BE MEASURED IN "DAN-HOURS"
SO IN ESSENCE IF A FRIEND THAT HAS AN OUTSTANDING KNACK FOR TAKING MUCH MUCH LONGER THAN THEY SAY THEY WILL, THEIR TIME CAN BE MEASURED IN "DAN-HOURS"
DANIEL HOYER: "AY YEAH BRO, I JUST GOT TO FINISH UP THIS ONE THING REAL FAST AND ILL BE BY IN AN HOUR"
ANYONE THAT KNOWS DAN: " OKAY SO ITS 5PM NOW, SO IN DAN-HOURS I SHOULD BE READY AT ABOUT 9PM, SEE YOU THEN"
ANYONE THAT KNOWS DAN: " OKAY SO ITS 5PM NOW, SO IN DAN-HOURS I SHOULD BE READY AT ABOUT 9PM, SEE YOU THEN"
by SAVAGESKIN December 20, 2021
Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.
Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
by Genitalgenius December 15, 2021
by Dhiedjdjsoksdj March 27, 2020
During a threesome where person 1 is getting a blow job and person 2 is getting anal from person 3, switch places to where person 2 now has their dirty penis in person 3s mouth. Works best in 'spitroast' position.
Bro 1: hey bro, remember that chick we dirty Danned last week?
Bro 2: i bet she still can't get the shit taste to go away.
Bro 2: i bet she still can't get the shit taste to go away.
by Sly cooter December 30, 2014
When a dude lies down and lets a chick ride his forehead like a symbian. The chick then uses her ejaculate to slick back his hair 1950s style.
by Jack...Jack Nasty October 14, 2009