A bitch who is self centered asshole who doesn't care about their gf and most times retarded and make stupid ass jokes that people find funny and will definitely never become famous or smart and will probably be poor
juan is a dick
by hrufvesfuwfrw8 March 23, 2020
Get the Juanmug. Juan is a smart and lowkey chill guy and hella sus 😀😳.Whenever you need him he’ll always be there,He likes to help out his mom and probably has 1 sibling or like 5 of them 💀.
His personality is 🤩 and the vibes that come from him are immaculate.
His personality is 🤩 and the vibes that come from him are immaculate.
by Jxan. January 19, 2021
Get the Juanmug. Juan is usually a stereotypical name for a Hispanic male. If you ever meet a real Juan, just know, they love tacos and hate the bracero program.
by HerpesWarrior May 26, 2023
Get the Juanmug. A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.
by Domgirl24 January 29, 2024
Get the Juan noodlemug. by Jerry730 July 19, 2016
Get the Pulling a Juanmug. The funniest, tallest, smartest, coolest creation of God you will ever encounter on Earth.
He also has a big dick.
He also has a big dick.
by TheGodCreations November 21, 2021
Get the Juan Pablomug. A wise man from Mexico who moves to the United States of America to make women and men fall in love with him. This man typically will have a bald head, mustache, and a big dick that he uses as a weapon.
Damn, that Juan Jose Lugo guy....sure got my azz sprung..
I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.
I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.
by FKN_Lii October 21, 2022
Get the Juan Jose Lugomug.