When u cream pie a lady, or a man I guess if ur gay and all. And then fall asleep w the victim under an electric blanket.
Remember that lady from high school Science classMarianna I always wanted to cream pie? Well I'm better than I thought, I dumpster ovened her last night in a Motel 6. I know... Who knew Motel 6 had electric blankets, right???
by Ass plug twister March 22, 2021
Get the Dumpster Ovenmug. A female with a yeast infection
by The dustier oven October 3, 2022
Get the dusty ovenmug. The process by which two males perform various sexual acts on each other using anal beads, salad dressings, and family heirlooms, all while being filmed by an out of state woman
Did you hear Petes cousin, Michelle, is in town from Minnesota? I just bought some raspberry vinaigrette, we should totally have an oven grinder tonight.
by Ovengrinderdude March 8, 2017
Get the oven grindermug. The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.
As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.
Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.
Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered
by Provo78 March 18, 2024
Get the Dutch ovenmug. Mom; "Honey can you get the pizza out of the oven,"
You; "But mom why can't you do it, this is is why dad left you,"
You; "But mom why can't you do it, this is is why dad left you,"
by BellRose369 February 5, 2019
Get the Ovenmug. When someone takes a draw of a vape, then blows the smoke into a vagina/asshole. The vagina/asshole then queefs or farts back into the recipients mouth
by MethanieandKakrak April 15, 2023
Get the Reverse Dutch Ovenmug. by Hairy Oven February 3, 2018
Get the Hairy Ovenmug.