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oven mitt titties

Titties that look like an oven mitt filled with 1/2 cup of water. Long and saggy in proportion unfilled burned with tips.Also known as chopper tits.
Those titties look nice but their oven mitt titties! Hang to her ancles.
by Punchcut February 23, 2017
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dutch oven knobber

Eat a good Mexican meal, the hotter the better. That night when your woman has the covers over her body and is giving you a blow job. Fart and grab the covers to put over her head. See how long you can hold her under.
Last night I gave my ol lady a 10 second Dutch Oven Knobber
by MultiStateUpperdecker March 20, 2019
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Easy bake oven

The process of pouring cake batter into a vagina and baking the batter for a week. After a week of cooking the male then eats the cake out of the vagina.
I heard Joe and Sally made an easy bake oven and joe loved the cake.
by Big D lover August 27, 2014
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cold oven

Dude1: Dude put the pizza in the oven at 20° for 470 minutes.
Dude2: You mean the cold oven.
by NotoriousCraig May 17, 2018
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Baby Oven

A baby stove is a small stove that just came out of the oven. You usually call someone a baby oven if they are a newborn
Wow that is such a baby oven!
by Hello. November 13, 2018
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pizza roll in the oven

It's a sentence that you say to confuse others
"Hey man how, how's it goin?"

"pizza roll in the oven"

"oh, okay?"
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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back of the oven

Something or someone so detestable that it literally has to go to the end of the line to be exterminated. Typically used in the context of something fascists would find absolutely abhorrent because it combines multiple hated attributes or despicable actions, like a mulatto communist, or transsexual child molester. From the old joke listed below:

Q: Why was the Black Jew sad?
A: Because he had to sit in the back of the oven.
Did you see that drag queen waving an Israeli flag and handing out dildo lollipops to children? Some real back of the oven shit there.
by Skookum Chuck January 13, 2024
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