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grandma is the baby

A widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby".
by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023
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Grandma

The poopests of poops
I have I had grandma in diaper
by Colman 54 January 26, 2020
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Grandma Bonnie

The dopest G-mother of them all. She will shoot hoops with you in the drive, bake you a pumpkin pie or knit you an afghan to keep you warm at night. You can always count on Grandma Bonnie. When she’s shooting hoops be sure to call her LeBronnie. While eating Mexican it’s got to be Bonito Burrito. Stay solid with your Grandma Bonnie, she can’t be replaced. Bomac2002 foreva!!!
Happy Mother’s Day Grandma Bonnie, you da bomb!!
by KellyKellyCle May 8, 2022
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the grandma is the baby

An widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby”.
by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023
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GrandMa

Bartender slang for Grand Marnier. Because of it's high alcohol content, cognac roots, and orange flavoring, Grand Marnier is often the drink bartenders use to wind down.
I can't wait to finish this shift and see grandma. Or. Grandma, neat, in a snifter please.
by Luke from the Ritz July 18, 2021
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rynes grandma

Rynes cool grandma who loves ryne and is beat by ryne.
by Yeet420M8 November 22, 2021
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Grandma Machines

A Machine That Not Only Pleases One's Grandma But Also Is A Grandmother Itself
My Grandma Machines Are So Wet.
by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010
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