flu cousin

When you and another guy get cheated on by the same girl but both of you already fucked her and you both have her AIDS.

Guy One:Dude,I can't believe she used us like that,and now I have AIDS from her.
Guy Two:Bro I got AIDS from her too!
Guy One:Holy moly that makes us flu cousins.
Guy Two:Man let's go somewhere to eat,my treat.

by Quantum Ranger September 20, 2015

24 hour neck flu

When your neck is so sore that you cant go to work but really you've just been up all night partying.

Sir, I cant come in to work tomorrow. I have the 24 hour neck flu.

by frogdoggie March 21, 2019

alligator flu

A flu that turns you green and makes your nose grow eventually turning you into an alligator.

"Did you hear that carl has the alligator flu? There's no hope for him!

At least I'll get a new pair of boots from him."

by Wonderbox32 May 11, 2016

Swine flu

A large amount of cops in yours or someones yard. If someone has the "swine flu" they have a lot of police officers at their place.

playing off of the reference to police as pigs

Dont go over to Teds place, he has a bad case of "swine flu" at his door step.

by Estall December 31, 2009

Flu roll

A loo roll that has been panic bought due to a viral outbreak

Folks are hoarding they’re flu rolls like crazy I can’t get any, supermarket shelves are empty, had to buy extra copies of the daily mail

by Strop waffle March 20, 2020

Man Flu

A term used by women to dismiss men when they are sick. Even though there is evidence to suggest that viral infections in men may be more severe than in women.

Becky: My boyfriend doesn't want to go shopping with me because he's sick
John: That sounds reasonable
Becky: No it isn't. He's not really sick, he just has man flu and wants attention!

by Flobsmack August 21, 2023

Water Park Flu

The overall exhausted, eye burning flu like feelings after spending an entire day at a water park

"Hey, are you okay man? You don't look so hot."
"Yeah, I just got the water park flu is all."

by OcularBurns November 22, 2020