affectionate friends 

A type of relationship characterized by long, flirty conversations, "dates", make-out sessions, and/or sexual activity, but completely devoid of commitment or attachment.

E didn't want an intense boyfriend-girlfriend relationship, so we decided to be just affectionate friends

affectionate friends by TheForbiddenFruit October 30, 2006

I have no friends 

When all your friends think they're too cool for you and leave you.

(Talking to self): Joe and Bob decided I am so bad at making jokes that i'm not good enough so I have no friends.

I have no friends by Blonde_jelyfish March 12, 2017

Kemono Friends 

An anime show about a human girl with no memories who wakes up in a mysterious park inhabited only by cute animal girls (known as friends).

Kemono Friends is such a wholesome show
or is it?

Kemono Friends by fixfox July 1, 2018

Best Friends 

The person on whom you can count on anytime. The person whom you can make fun of with all the rights but if someone else does the same you get pissed off. No matter how you both irritate each other but you still love each other and will never agree to this fact even in your wildest dreams. A best friend is always there for you when you get yourself into trouble. The only disadvantage of having a best friend is "they eat your food and leave not even small traces of food". LOL!

We are best friends, she is like my sister from another mother.

Best Friends by DeeVa2001 August 4, 2019

rainbow friends 

A granny type horror roblox game about humanoid color people trying to kill you

Person 1: Oi, wanna play a roblox game called rainbow friends?
Person 2: ok lol

rainbow friends by ok cool i guess August 29, 2022

It really be your own friends 

When it’s not your enemies who hurt you, but your own friends. A phrase to be used when you feel betrayed by the people you thought were on your side

Me: it’s my first time making a vlog so be nice when you watch it
Friend: no, I’m gon judge it into the ground 😡😡😤😤
Me: it really be your own friends 😔

Brutus: *stabs Caesar in the back*
Caesar: it really be your own friends...

It really be your own friends by flagpole48 June 30, 2018

Pamela hand and her five friends 

To masturbate.
A sad persons way of saying they dont have a sexual partner.

'Tonight i'm going on a date with Pamela Hand and her five friends'

Pamela hand and her five friends by Minges and all! April 15, 2003