Dirty Fitzsimmons

When your eating a gay guys ass and he shits in your mouth then you enjoy it while having a jerk circle with your dog.

Yo, Michael just pulled a Dirty Fitzsimmons!

by Tom McGowan April 16, 2020

Dirty Darron

The most vile of sexual acts, far to explicit to fully define. It involves regurgitating swallowed semen and using it as lubrication for anal fore play.

"I thought we were finished, but then she asked if I wanted to give her a Dirty Darron."

by WirdSmith717 December 23, 2016

Dirty Zeus

The act of taking a shit in someone's mouth at close range while, simultaneously, pissing on a live electrical wire. Optimal timing of both shit and piss will cause both participants to be electricuted during the act.

Tom: "Did you hear how Wilf and Timmy celebrated Valentine's Day?"
Bob: "No."
Tom: "They performed a successful Dirty Zeus."
Bob: "Those magnificent bastards."
Tom: "All hail the god of lightning!"

by Air Base Hooker February 15, 2019

Dirty Henrickson

When 2 lesbians play tug of war with anal beads for pleasure, than the loser of the match will be fingered really hard till they squirt.

I just lost a match of Dirty Henrickson.

by RobertGotServed September 27, 2017

Dirty Flanagan

A Dirty Flanagan is a commonly used term in Ireland. It is when a man drinks all his Irish Whiskey, he takes his penis and inserts it into the whiskey bottle and ejecaulates. He then shoves the bottle up the womans vagina/ Man's but.

Professor: Seamus where were you last night?
Seamus: I dont really know... but my friend Aiden told me that I got so wasted that he gave me a Dirty Flanagan.
Professor: Umm.... CAN I HAVE ONE!

by FLibbidy January 24, 2011

Dirty marj

Giving “yourself” a spider man finger blast.

I was walking down the street and seen a dirty marj through a window

by Weepatsy69 January 17, 2022

Dirty Farrar

When doing something extremely stupid while performing a sexual act, usually while trying to make masturbation more pleasurable or adventurous.

Mike: Man I thought it would really feel awesome if I heated my fake vagina in the microwave. But when I stuck my dick in the fake pussy it was like sticking my dick in molten lava. The plastic CyberSkin actually stuck to my dick. It looked like a red birch tree with all the skin falling off.

Colby: Wow that was really dumb I would have stuck my finger in first. You really pulled a dirty farrar.

by lickalotofpuss69 April 9, 2011