A Dirty Shaymus is when you put your bong into someones asshole and light a bowl while the recipient sucks in with their ass. After the bowl is finished the recipient farts out the smoke and the person who lit the bowl sucks the air out of the asshole.
by lunydusterman November 25, 2020
A used tampon women use to soak up shit and other bodily fluids, often times results in being wiped on her partner, typically bitchy male figures.
Jon gets into some weird sexual fantasies presented by his master Sarah, one of which is the recurring slap to the face by her dirtied cloths. They currently live together and she has him locked up in the dungeon as he messed up severely with the knife to split incident, as news about that damned urethraholic got out after Jon decided to perform a postmortem delivery. His mind has been a bit screwy lately and mistakes were made. There's a special task force in the police department currently investigating .
by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
The most vile of sexual acts, far to explicit to fully define. It involves regurgitating swallowed semen and using it as lubrication for anal fore play.
by WirdSmith717 December 23, 2016
The act of getting head while standing and after cumming on her face gently push her head through your sweaty taint.
by swerve002 December 13, 2013
1. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue before performing oral sex.
2. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue then performs oral sex on another woman, before the act of penetration.
2. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue then performs oral sex on another woman, before the act of penetration.
1. I let that elderly woman give me a dirty ashtray.
2. I brought home two elderly women to experience the dirty ashtray.
2. I brought home two elderly women to experience the dirty ashtray.
by The Resinators September 03, 2013
by Weepatsy69 January 18, 2022
After you do sexual work with a one night stand "hobag", (this must be done at his or her home), go to the corner of his or her room, take a dump, wipe your ass with his or her underwear, leave the underwear next to the victim, and leave.
Dude, I ended up bangin that ho last night. I had to poop when I was done, so I dirty dunced the pig.
by Droops June 10, 2008