Danking Off

When you get so blazed while jerking off you forget that you are jerking off. Then after a while you find that you've spooged all over yourself

I realized i was danking off when felt like i pissed myself, then i had to clean my bong...

by Jah dank dog January 10, 2012

Ted danks

Ted danks is the epitome of a BOT; essentially he is a second definition for BOT

1)Yo bro why would you do that, that was so TED DANKS.
2) HAH! mate, I can't believe you shat ur pants - that's so TED DANKS.

by THENAMEOFBOTS June 5, 2019

Dank Central

dank central is a discord server with werid ass people that do dank memer giveaways and heist's. also a good ass place to talk in with weird ass people

hey have you joined dank central? its a really funny but werid server

by rls3 November 2, 2020

dank gash

English slang for a group of extremely attractive women.

"The snow brings out all the dank gash"
"How do you work that out Dooze?"
"Because there's been an abundance of dank looking girls since it's been snowing. Eye candy"

by Veseylad50 September 2, 2016

dank cavity

A place to hide your weed. Preferably, an exotic mixture of high grade ganja.

Dude, now that you smoke, do you have a dank cavity?

by RastaSparky September 19, 2016

Dank Fams

It means that you love your fam or family and think that they are dank that means wet

My fam is a Dank Fams

by Hi I am cooler than you February 11, 2018

Cave Dank

The recognizable, unique smell in a night club that blasts you in the face when you enter. It's a cocktail aroma of perfume, cologne, breath, alcohol, smoke, soapy sweat, body odor, and pheromones -- all mixed together and cooled by the A/C that blows it throughout the enclosed space and out the front door.

The powerful stench of cave dank emanates from every night club on 5th and E St.

by The Gideon Lion July 30, 2021