dank timeline

The best of the happenings.

"Hey Barack, why don't you bring in $65K worth of Hot Dogs?? It'll go great with this walnut sauce! Dank timeline, here we cum..."

by Peter Plopper January 19, 2017

dank robbed

When ones marijuana is stolen

Man I think we were just dank robbed my buds gone! I'm

by smokiegurrrl802 March 14, 2016

dank gash

English slang for a group of extremely attractive women.

"The snow brings out all the dank gash"
"How do you work that out Dooze?"
"Because there's been an abundance of dank looking girls since it's been snowing. Eye candy"

by Veseylad50 February 23, 2016

Dank Douchebag

Someone who only smokes dank and detests reggie fags

Evan: "Bro, did you smell that smoke?"
Fabio: "Yeah, gross, smells like reggie. I'll never even taste reg for i am a dank douchebag"

by reggiefag November 12, 2011

dank cop

A community on the Instagram social media app centered around racism, homophobia, transphobia, Islamophobia, Christianpophobia, and every single fucking phobia you can think of, seriously these guys hate everyone.

"Hey do you follow dank cop on Instagram"
"hell yeah I do my fellow racist"

by Letsplay8ballpool February 25, 2021

Ted danks

Ted danks is the epitome of a BOT; essentially he is a second definition for BOT

1)Yo bro why would you do that, that was so TED DANKS.
2) HAH! mate, I can't believe you shat ur pants - that's so TED DANKS.

by THENAMEOFBOTS June 06, 2019

Danking Off

When you get so blazed while jerking off you forget that you are jerking off. Then after a while you find that you've spooged all over yourself

I realized i was danking off when felt like i pissed myself, then i had to clean my bong...

by Jah dank dog January 10, 2012