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quick birthday fixup

an excuse you use when u forget about someones birthday then try to fix it by acting like u had a surpirise party planned out so u pruposely acted like u forgot it, sending a card late bt saying sorry it was the mail was slow, or by calling them late and trying to say ur fone was cut off.
sam- oh oops i forgot max's bday

kyle- yeah wat r u gona do?

sam- im thinkin about wich quick birthday fixup i should do, the mail or the phone one
by ciiiii January 7, 2010
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Birthday twin pals

When two or more people, who are not twins in the traditional sense, share a birthday.
Chris, Tasha and Kara's husband all share the same birthday making them birthday twin pals. How freaky!
by Sallgoodman December 12, 2016
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birthday cap

when someone purchases cotton pajama pants and sleeps in them multiple times (commando styleand not wash them), then procedes to take them, sneeks behind someone and and put their head in the pajama pants

Pajama pants may be substituted with another pantaloon made of a breathing fabric that retains odor, preferably cotton
I snuck up behind my brother and gave him a birthday cap.
by Rico R. April 26, 2005
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Birthday Salad

Fecal Matter (n.) which takes different forms, i.e. a sandwhich, fruit, chips, cake.
It's your birthday and you are very hungry. You must eat a birthday salad.
by Quoreen Kwyn May 2, 2011
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Somalian Birthday Party

When your brother sharts all over your bed and pillows in attempt to make you dream of shitty somalian birthday parties.
JAKE WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SOMALIAN BIRTHDAY PARTY-ED MY WHOLE FRIGGN BED!?!?!?
by Donttouchmymoustache August 23, 2011
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The Happy Birthday Cake

On your girlfriend or wife's birthday, you buy her favorite birthday cake and feed it to her. About a half hour later, you have sex with her doggie-style, and while penetrating her vagina,you stick a ping-pong paddle, or other flat, round shaped object, into her anus. She then takes a dump that comes out in the shape of a cake. You flip her on her back, placing the "birthday cake" on her stomach, adding a lit candle or two. You then fuck her missionary style, and when you cum you ejaculate "frosting" all over the birthday cake, also extinguishing the lit candles. Happy Birthday, Sweetie!
by lovemyelie March 24, 2011
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Carl Marx's birthday

May 5th. It is celibrated by the american communist party and is a day on which they protest economic explotation and is also used for special events. Carl Marx was born on May 5, 1818.
What are we doing on Carl Marx's birthday?
by Deep blue 2012 May 6, 2010
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