no no dont touch me there this is my no no square 

that song that you should know it you have any way to even see tiktok

oh and you should have also just typed in no no square

NO NO DONT TOUCH ME THERE THIS IS MY NO NO SQUARE

no no dont touch me there this is my no no square by GW in corona February 3, 2021

Reverse Midas Touch 

See 'Jackass Of All Trades.'

Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.

Turns everything to crap.

Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.

Tradie: "Hey boss, why did you fire T?"
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."

Reverse Midas Touch by Schteeeeve March 6, 2022

bad touch 

1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex

person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you

bad touch by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

soft touch 

the act of manual stimulation, sometimes oral sex, by a provider at a massage parlor... think happy ending

My masseuse really earned her tip with that soft touch!

soft touch by ginneed June 7, 2011

Titty Touch November

The Month Of November Is The Month Of Titty Touching And Nipple Grabbing.In November Everybody Gets Free Passes To Grab Tittys And Nipples.

Imma grab Kaylas Titty I can get in trouble because its Titty Touch November

Titty Touch November by ThemonthMan October 3, 2019

National touch your dad day

Touch your dad anywhere 😉😉 Only on may 5th

I touched my dad on his thing on national touch your dad day on may 5th only

National touch your dad day by National rape your dad day May 4, 2020

Don't Touch My Ankles 

Wearing pants or jeans in a way that they don't reach all the way down to the ankle. Usually worn by nerds who don't have long pants. A shorter version of the phrase is Don't T

Nerd: "My mom made me iron my pants, now I look so cool without wrinkly pants."
Joc: "Seriously dude! You're wearing don't touch my ankles, LMAO!"

Don't Touch My Ankles by 0mikey0 July 17, 2009