jizz cake

Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.

Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?

Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.

by T Baggins July 16, 2011

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Huge cake

Nice ass

Hey! Huge cake.🍑

by Libbyboo August 14, 2022

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Pocket cake

It's cake you store in your pocket for emergencys. Because what else would you have in your pockets.

"I need my pocket cake if I get kidnapped"

by Wiberger September 20, 2021

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waxin' the cakes

An absolute plowing from behind where typically the male pulls out his member before spunkification and "frosts" the woman's cakes. Occasionally, the male will use his hands in a waxing motion to cover the entire ass with man juice, thus frosting, or waxin' the cakes. Once the said cakes are waxed, the female sits on the mans chest then spins around and licks up the icing.

The first time Rosie let Edward hit it from behind, he pulled out early and started waxin' the cakes.

by BirdaLooch November 25, 2007

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lump cake

A lump cake is used to describe a sexy beast of a person or it could also mean a cake that is lumpy and should not be eaten or digested by the human body.

"Damn, that girl aryana sure is a real lump cake"

Or
"That lumo cake gave me the shits last night pee yewww"

by randomlyrandombooty12 April 26, 2016

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