late night closet freak

A lady who decides to be prude on the streets but when late night come, oh watch yo' bad self.

Good thing your parents don't know she's a late night closet freak.

by Mlewis February 15, 2008

the evil monkey in my closet

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the evil monkey moved out cause my babi sis was messing with him too much. hehehe. then another moved in. then he moved out again. and then once again another moved it.

by monkeez rulez!!! November 29, 2003

Dangerino neighborino, I’m coming out of the closet

O dang

Dangerino neighborino, I’m coming out of the closet. I hope you feel better dude.

by Mutunuzzz January 22, 2019

slap the closet

When an action is taken with haste or a decision made spontaneously. L

If you slap the closet for Saturday afternoon, I'm sure that'll be fine.

by Kahfeesh September 28, 2017

Closet? You'll Love It!

the seventeenth episode of the sixth season of the American sitcom Modern Family, and the series' 137th episode overall.

Closet? You'll Love It! received mixed reviews from the critics with some of them praising Haley and Andy's storyline

by SPrice1980 May 14, 2023

Honey Closet

Probably the coolest guy on the face of the planet, bar none!

Whoa, "Honey Closet is rad, dude"

by jeremy lukin October 5, 2010

Closet Beagle

Usually found in the Mid-west, a renouned breed of dog that resides 100% of it's life in a "Ginger"'s closet. The Closet Beagle and the Ginger usually bond for life, creating an inner world of fantasy and illusions. The most notable Closet Beagle was "Bagel", owned by a Ginger in Kansas, Bagel became the mascot of mid-west started "Kult", a transendental meditaion group whos core value set revolves around the Duality of Man.

You know, Ben certainly is a Closet Beagle, always alone and only associates with Gingers.

by Quart-a-Milk April 2, 2010