Rusty gaff

A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook,or a lesser know powerful rusty hook.The main difference is you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.

Last night I ovened the dutch girl after I gave her the powerful rusty gaff.She asked me to marry her the next day.

by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019

Rusty Parfait

When your woman is on her menstral cycle and you fuck her, then after you cum, you eat that bitch out.

Damn, Lafawnduh's rusty parfait really hit the spot.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

Rusty Torres

When a woman shoves a Gordita up a man's ass and giving a blowjob while humming any song from the movie Up in Smoke

Man, that gurl Rosita owns a Mexican food truck , so you know she gives a great Rusty Torres

by Soda Jive February 3, 2020

Rusty teabag

When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.

I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.

by Wyzguy April 25, 2020

Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.

“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
“Yeah man!”

by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020

Rusty handcock

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she begins to shit on your dick. You pull out your shit dick and jerk off using her shit as lube. You then jam it in her front door near the end and give her a good old mixture of pleasure and regret.

We were having a good time until he gave me a rusty handcock. Now I have a UTI.

by Dirty Fish Facts November 6, 2020

Rusty Trombone

The act of licking an anus whilst giving a hand job at the same time.

George gladly accepted jakes offer for a rusty trombone.

by Nimesh June 12, 2017