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Shitty-Nine

Like 69’ing, but shitting in each other’s mouths.
Man1: did you guys 69 last night?
Man2: nah bro, we shitty-nined.
by LeSleth March 8, 2020
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Nine hair

A person, typically female who is going bald but still has a Brillo pad hairdo or combover.
Tina is a real Nine Hair with that fuzzy combover.
by Y&•Illuninati April 24, 2015
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Nine Fifteen

A 30 year old man. Living in his parents basement. With a 9 o'clock curfew. That gets bitched at in front of his friends. With no backbone to talk back.
You didn't get home last night until Nine Fifteen, And I'm not very happy about it!
by Gold Standard 1 January 16, 2025
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three-nine

three-nine is a pussy slayer, he is usually a great football player and pours his heart onto the field. Occasionally, you will come across a three-nine with a missing tooth. Whoever wheres number 39 on your football team is automatically a 5-star multisport athlete.
Jake: OMG! who is that sexy motherfucker?
Holden: Don't you know? that three-nine!
Jake: Oh crap, I have never seen one this close before.
Holden: We must bow down to him.
Jake and Holden: ALL HAIL THREE-NINE
by jakeyptheman December 3, 2020
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Oh-Nine Factor

Equal to 0.000000001%. An extremely low probability of something occurring. Was seen in Neon Genesis Evangelion.
The chance of this working is 0.000000001%, or pathetically enough an Oh-Nine Factor.
by DarthShinji January 25, 2014
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