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London bridge

The act of two men joining their sexual organs at the glans of their penis, then covering their penises with baby oil.

Harry Clarke then proceeds to stroke the penises in unison until the men indicate the need to ejaculate.

Just before the moment of ejaculation both men separate causing their penises raise like the London bridge, while violently ejaculating over each other.
Dad: Do you want to London bridge tonight ?
Daughter: Dad I don’t have a cock
Dad: Oh yeah, fancy a bum instead?
by Lols6666 April 24, 2024
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London Girl

A London girl is an aspiring loser, typically from Kent (because people from Kent like to call themselves Londoners because there's a fast commuting train), with good looks who is capable of cadging money off rich, successful, much older Londoners.
Lucie is such a La la la London girl, she’s managed to go on holiday yet again to Greece again after cadging her airfare from a software consultant from London
by VapourTrail May 13, 2024
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London (Girl)

A London girl is an aspiring loser, typically from Kent (because people from Kent like to call themselves Londoners because there's a fast commuting train), with good looks who is capable of cadging money from rich, successful, much older Londoners with the lure of love or sex.
She’s such a la-la-la London (girl), she’s gone on holiday yet again to Greece again after cadging her airfare & pin money
by VapourTrail May 21, 2024
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London

THE TOP TEIR OF MEN! THE .01% OF MEN, THIS GUY WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE! YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANOTHER MAN LIKE HIM (learned from experience). USUALLY ALWAYS VERY DIFFERENT FROM ANYONE ELSE, WITH A FEW ISSUES BUT THEY CAN BE FIXED DONT LEAVE BECAUSE OF THEM!
I hung out with London today and he changed my life!
by Vex3685 December 4, 2021
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London bridge

The better version of the Eiffel Tower. In an adult sexual experience, when a man uses another woman when she is in doggy style and bridges the gap from her to another woman. And uses her, as he thrusts, to pleasure the woman he’s bridging the gap to.
He London Bridged his way to Pu$$ytown!
by Outlawedgypsy March 1, 2024
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london

london is in love with jazminne.
by beepopishsj March 8, 2024
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London

The only person for Jazminne 😍😍. ONLY.
london is deathly in love with jazminne.
by beepopishsj March 8, 2024
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