faded off your locs

when you're too faded for your locs

Foo, you're faded off your locs

by fadedfoo November 15, 2019

faded by achilles

"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy

person 1: dude what happened to ur hair
person 2: faded by Achilles got me

by kjdfshkjdhgdlj March 28, 2024

low taper-fade

The 'low taper fade' is a hairstyle that would go crazy on popular Fortnite streamer Ninja.

Person 1: "Imagine if Ninja had a low taper-fade..."

Person 2: "Dude, I would bust everywhere!"

by Dr. Jack Mihoff January 15, 2024

Fade Doctor

A shady barber who lacks proficiency with scissors but can give you a killer fade. Consumes a lot of stimulants to enhance their performance.

I was looking a little raggedy the other day. I have a job interview coming up, I should probably go to the fade doctor.

by HAUSHAUSHAUS October 21, 2021

Fade down

Opposite of “glow up”
Transformation of being in a social acceptable state to one of which is deemed unacceptable by society

Damn! She fade down drastically since last year :0

by Lazyrunner April 17, 2020

faded by achilles

a disgusting vile stinky oily stringy dogshit haircut

person1:yo your hair looks like cut up bull testicles

person2: i got faded by achilles

person:1 your donzos pal

by cadens barber March 28, 2024

runnin a nice fade

having a nice time off the marijuana, enjoy being high at that moment

Im runnin a nice fade at the moment how bout you

by Big Doyer Peppers January 25, 2021