Dead crowd

When the audience at a concert or a show doesn't make any celebration of the stage performers, be it through making noise, movement, or hand-signs.

Man during the concert I was jumping around bumping into everyone who were still like damn statues. I really didn't expect the turn-up turning into a dead crowd.

by Justwilli July 12, 2022

dead wind

A nautical term for wind directly opposing the ship's path

It may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.

by Ventus Mortum May 23, 2016

deadly dead

It means that your laughing so hard Your stomach is getting cramped up.

I was deadly dead when my mom thought I was taking out the trash.

by Kitkatloverr200 April 3, 2020

dead banana

Unlike whiskey dick you can get it up but it won't go down and there's no sensation because of the amount of booze you have drank. The type of erection you can pork with for hours

Julia- I think I have had enough Ron

Ron- It won't go down I have a dead banana

by Sike mcott June 11, 2014

Dead Lie

When one person lies so bad that you can see straight through it. In other words, a lie that you know for certain that isn't true. A non-formal term.

"Maxwell went out for dinner last night alone, y'know."
"Yeah, right. That's a dead lie. I saw him with Janet."

by Inkbird-Ravenwell November 4, 2017

Dead Balled

The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.

"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."

by metalfr3q December 31, 2011

dead on the reeds

very very high out of your mind.

Dude, I got so dead on the reeds the other day that I passed out.

by snakemanjames August 19, 2009